It seems like happiness is just a thing called Joe
He's got a mouth that makes the staffers say "oh no"
He's got a way that makes Obama heave a sigh
When he knows, little Joe's gassin' high
Sometimes the news is gloomy and the polls're spare
But then Joe'll gaffe up and it's Christmas everywhere
Troubles fly away and life is easy go
Is Joe's foot in mouth? That's all we need to know
Seems like happiness is just a thing called Joe

Biden in the penalty box.
Sometimes the news is gloomy and the polls're spare
But then Joe'll gaffe up and it's Christmas everywhere
Troubles fly away and life is easy go
Is Joe's foot in mouth? That's all we need to know
Seems like happiness is just a thing called Joe
Little Joe, our little Joe, little Joe
Supreme GOP happiness is just a thing called Joe.